Parcel it safely and take it in a vehicle.

Very carefully!
Be sure to remove all peripherals and shut down the machine properly - that is all that should be required. Carefully disconnect & pad interfaces for transport. When reconnecting, be sure not to bend any pins.

Turn off. Unplug cords. Bring everything to new location. Replug cords. Turn on.

Unplug it, pick it up, move it, plug it in.

How is this in any way difficult to understand?

Unplug it.
Pick it up.
Move it.
Put it down.

un plug it spread your legs and shov e it up your ****